"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town."

~George Carlin

"When you come to a fork in the road...take it."

~Yogi Berra

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

~ Groucho Marx

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says Chicken by the Sea."

~ Jessica Simpson